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[färg=red][u][f]If Microsoft Built Cars[/f][/u][/färg]

[f]1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you\'d have to buy a new car.[/f]

[f]2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you\'d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you\'d just accept this and drive on.[/f]

[f]3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop, fail to restart, and you\'d have to reinstall the engine. For some strange reason, you\'d just accept this too.[/f]

[f]4. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.[/f]

[f]5. Someone else - say, a company called Macintosh - would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as fast, and twice as easy to drive. But, it would only run on one road in twenty.[/f]

[f]6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars run much slower.[/f]

[f]7. The oil, engine, petrol, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single \"ERROR\" warning light.[/f]

[f]8. New seats would require everyone to have the same size backside.[/f]

[f]9. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a \"Car95\" or a \"CarNT.\" But, then you\'d have to buy more seats.[/f]

[f]10. The airbag system would say, \"Are you sure?\" before going off.[/f]
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