"Nao, when Jesus was borned in Bettlyhem of Judea in teh dayz when Herod teh king wuz rockin the casbah, hai look, dere sum wies doodz comin frm teh east into Jerusalem, sayin "Hai guyz, where be King Of Jews? We see'ed star in teh east and we wants to worship him" When Herod hearded dese tings, he was trubbled, and all Jerusalem wit him. And wen he gaddered all teh holy doodz and skribez of teh ppl toogedder, he demandeded of them where Christ shud be borned. And dey sayed "In Bettlyhem of Judea: dat wat profet sayed. RTFM, lol" And j00 Bettlyhem, in teh land of Judea, am not least among teh princes of Judah: for out of j00 shall come a Govner, that shall rule mah ppl Izrael. Den Herod, wen he calleded on teh wies doodz, asked wen teh star appeareded And he sended dem to Bettlyhem, and sayed "Go find teh ickle kid, den tell me where he am, cuz I wanna worship him too" Wen dey herd teh king, dey went away; and hai look, teh star be leadin dem to teh ickle kid. And wen dey saw teh star dey was liek "FUCK YEAH STAR!". "
Ett utdrag:
"Nao, when Jesus was borned in Bettlyhem of Judea in teh dayz when Herod teh king wuz rockin the casbah, hai look, dere sum wies doodz comin frm teh east into Jerusalem,
sayin "Hai guyz, where be King Of Jews? We see'ed star in teh east and we wants to worship him"
When Herod hearded dese tings, he was trubbled, and all Jerusalem wit him.
And wen he gaddered all teh holy doodz and skribez of teh ppl toogedder, he demandeded of them where Christ shud be borned.
And dey sayed "In Bettlyhem of Judea: dat wat profet sayed. RTFM, lol"
And j00 Bettlyhem, in teh land of Judea, am not least among teh princes of Judah: for out of j00 shall come a Govner, that shall rule mah ppl Izrael.
Den Herod, wen he calleded on teh wies doodz, asked wen teh star appeareded
And he sended dem to Bettlyhem, and sayed "Go find teh ickle kid, den tell me where he am, cuz I wanna worship him too"
Wen dey herd teh king, dey went away; and hai look, teh star be leadin dem to teh ickle kid.
And wen dey saw teh star dey was liek "FUCK YEAH STAR!". "