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Well spank me with a cactus and call me Sandy

That. Was. Phenomenal.

Joe Hart comes out of his box to head away a long, bouncing ball but gets more altitude than distance on it, but still there seems no danger as Zlatan Ibrahimovic has his back to goal, some 35-40 yards from goal.

But there is.

The PSG forward gets up to perform some sort of obscene flying bicycle kick that soars over Hart's head and bounces over the line to secure the win for Sweden.

Words won't do this justice. I'll find you a video.

Monstrous"