Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - General Custer What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima That's not a real fucking gun, is it? - John Lennon Who's gonna fucking find out? - Richard Nixon Why the fuck did that apple hit me? - Issac Newton Heads are going to fucking roll. - Marie Antoinette I could have used a fucking map. - Ulysses Where the fuck is all this water coming from? - Captain of the Titanic Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Albert Einstein It DOES SO fucking look like her! - Picasso Okay, I know... we'll build this BIG fucking wall to keep them out. - Emperor of the Ch'in Dynasty I can't believe I just fucking said that. - Patrick Henry Fucking backstabbers! - Julius Caesar You want what on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo Where is that fucking pizza guy? - Elvis Why? Because its fucking there! - Sir Edmund Hilary I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain? - Joan of Arc Scattered fucking showers my ass. - Noah I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head. - John F. Kennedy What are the fucking chances I'm going to heaven? - Adolf Hitler Hey, where the fuck are your turbans? - Christopher Columbus when he discovered the "Indians". Fellatio is not fucking! - Bill Clinton
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed.
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this there were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love. Furious he called the artist in.
"What the hell is this??", screamed the billionaire.
"Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly.
"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"
"And there you have it," said the artist,
"I call it 'holy cow look at all those fucking Indians."
Kerstin_k: Äntligen hopplösa underdogs igen! Det var några år sedan, men till slut hittade vi tillbaka igen. Här trivs vi bra, här är vi hemma. Nu blir det bra.
What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.