Apropå riksangelägenheter, eller tja .. Ingenting alls, egentligen, så tänkte jag posta ett stycke ur ett Red Dwarf avsnitt. Varför, undrar ni kanske då? Och varför rikta det till kickan? Läs sista förolämpningen, jag visste faktiskt inte att hatet mot det laget var SÅ vida spritt ;)
Holly (reading): David Lister, Technician, 3rd class. Captain's remarks: "Has requested sick leave due to diarrhea on no less than 500 occasions. Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to get tied down to a career. Promotion prospects: zero." Rimmer: I always liked Captain Hollister. Such a great reader of men, was Captain Hollister. A marvellous, marvellous man and a tragic loss to us all. All right, Holly, give me ... give me mine. Holly (reading): Arnold Rimmer, Technician, 2nd Class. Captain's remarks: "There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. He aches for responsibility but constantly fails the engineering exam." Rimmer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly, Holly. I want my report. Rimmer. Two M's, E, R. Holly, continuing: "Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical." Rimmer: No no no no no, Holly. I want Rimmer. That's two R's, one at the front, one at the back. Holly: Arnold, this is your report. Rimmer: I always hated that pus-head Hollister. He always resented my popularity. That's why he never put forward my proposal to reduce the minimum haircut length by an eighth of an inch. Small-minded, petty-thinking modo.
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Att vägra gratulera en vinnande motståndare och bara skylla förluster på domarna, tur eller att ens eget lag är "nedtränade" eller inte riktigt "ville vinna"?
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Apropå riksangelägenheter, eller tja .. Ingenting alls, egentligen, så tänkte jag posta ett stycke ur ett Red Dwarf avsnitt. Varför, undrar ni kanske då? Och varför rikta det till kickan? Läs sista förolämpningen, jag visste faktiskt inte att hatet mot det laget var SÅ vida spritt ;)
Holly (reading): David Lister, Technician, 3rd class. Captain's remarks: "Has requested sick leave due to diarrhea on no less than 500 occasions. Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to get tied down to a career. Promotion prospects: zero."
Rimmer: I always liked Captain Hollister. Such a great reader of men, was Captain Hollister. A marvellous, marvellous man and a tragic loss to us all. All right, Holly, give me ... give me mine.
Holly (reading): Arnold Rimmer, Technician, 2nd Class. Captain's remarks: "There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. He aches for responsibility but constantly fails the engineering exam."
Rimmer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly, Holly. I want my report. Rimmer. Two M's, E, R.
Holly, continuing: "Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical."
Rimmer: No no no no no, Holly. I want Rimmer. That's two R's, one at the front, one at the back.
Holly: Arnold, this is your report.
Rimmer: I always hated that pus-head Hollister. He always resented my popularity. That's why he never put forward my proposal to reduce the minimum haircut length by an eighth of an inch. Small-minded, petty-thinking modo.